![]() Because of the palpable ignorance of the majority and their willingness to only let their fists speak for them. It's one of the reasons why, as a kid, I latched onto heels and never looked back. And that's been the wrestling babyface defense since the beginning of time. ![]() Josh Matthews stepped up and said "A lot of people don't like soda, Michael." "Yeah, but most people do," Cole spewed back. Sure, it's delicious, but it's about as nourishing to your body as an Ajax facial. We've gotten rid of soda from the house because it's bad for your heart, bones, brain and every other part of your body that you might like to have handy in the case of the inevitable Skynet robot holocaust. Filth that's slowly and surely rotting us all from the inside out. I know this might seem like "TMI," but my beautiful tatted-up Mexican wife (who'd kick your face in a punch fight) has been on a kick to get our kids to stop eating sugar, corn syrup, GMOs and all the other disgusting, industrial sewage that passes as food. Excuse me while I get on an extraordinarily, and almost unacceptably, high horse here, but I happen to be, personally, in the midst of trying to convert my entire household to become vegetarians. And Cole called him a "weirdo" because he doesn't like soda. Yes, we all just spent precious time out of our lives watching guys drink a jumbo Sierra Mist as part of an athletic "competition." And Bryan, who's a vegan who doesn't drink soda, took a little longer to swallow his f***in' vat of poisonous swill. and part of this course was to stop at the concession stand and chug a giant soda. ![]() This week on NXT, the rookies had to run through a life-sucking, programming-fartbomb of an obstacle course. But to have to listen to him try and cut down a true worker like Bryan Danielson by making fun of the dude's healthy life choices is, quite possibly, too much to bear. It's fun to make Cole the target of our wrath. Yes, we all know about my hate/hate (add some hate) relationship with Cole, but this week he (if it's at all possible) stepped over the boundaries of taste, safety and acceptable human behavior. ![]() I mean, I've been watching the WWE for over 20 years now so it's hard not to sort of just, well, sit there like a pompous oaf and think "oh, that's interesting." Or "I approve of that booking decision." Of course, the one thing that the WWE does possess that can get my blood boiling and fill me with unbridled hell-rage is Michael Cole. There's nothing that really gets me all that excited about the product and I find myself being able to take a more detached position when watching it. Yeah, it's mostly nonsensical 'net complaining – but it's still content. Truth be told, TNA usually gives me more to write about each week. ![]()
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